Dear Blank, Please Blank
9th Aug 2011
Dear Spongebob, You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant? Sincerely, you're a tampon.
20th Jul 2011
Dear boys in skinny jeans, Please stop hitting on us. You've already gotten into our pants. Sincerely, girls.
14th Jul 2011
Dear MTV Movie Award audience, I... uh ... um... wow.. um... I ... uh... th-thank you! Sincerely, Kristen Stewart.
26th Jun 2011
Dear Taio Cruz, I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, sayin AYE OH, where'd my nose go? Sincerely, Voldemort.
23rd Jun 2011
Dear British children, Do you elect a class king instead of a class president? Sincerely, must know.
16th Jun 2011
Dear Rebecca, You are a disgrace to the family name. Sincerely, Sirius.
10th Jun 2011
Dear Ke$ha, If you go broke, will your name be Ke¢ha? Sincerely, curious.
6th Jun 2011
Dear Selena Gomez, Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.. Sincerely, The Killers.
4th Jun 2011
Dear bus passenger, Your shirt says "Metallica," but your iPod says "Taylor Swift." Sincerely, amused.
23rd May 2011
Dear men who wear skinny jeans, ...but where do you hide your penis. Sincerely, confused.